I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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