i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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