I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Randomize
