Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
