she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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