Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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