We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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