so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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