i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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