i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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