If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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