He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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