No awkward lesbian experiences without me
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she told me i tasted like america
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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