The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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