But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
