Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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