i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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