My boss' voice literally gives me gas
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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