so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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