I'm lost and stupid without you.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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