Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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