Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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