Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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