Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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