I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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