I think I just saw someone hide a body.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Come share oat with me in your robe
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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