We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Damn victory sex feels great
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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