I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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