this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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