So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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