We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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