You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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