Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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