sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
