There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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