i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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