seriously i just wanna be friends
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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