No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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