New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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