So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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