im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm bleeding and have questions
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