So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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