I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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