hotel room ftw
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I had to cum in my sink.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
