On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I supernannyed him into submission
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
