This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
the liver wants what the liver wants
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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