Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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