Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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