They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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