I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
