The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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