He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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