I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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