Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
